you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE
#”damn fucking right i did”
You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—
Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?
walk a mile in these louboutins
"you just ate"
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast